As Salman Khan was sentenced to jail for mowing down a man sleeping on the street, Bollywood responded by indulging in a brazen defiance of common sense. B-town celebrities proved that no one can beat them when it comes to spewing gibberish that doesn’t betray any sense of logic and propriety.
The govt should be responsible for housing ppl.If no 1was sleeping on d road in any other country Salman wuld not have driven over anybody.
— Farah Khan (@FarahKhanAli) May 6, 2015
But wait, when has Bollywood ever been politically correct? Be it culture, gender or skin colour, Bollywood has always perpetuated – and thrived on – the worst kind of stereotypes
Aiyyo!
Cultural stereotypes are used as a tool to bring on the funnies in movies.
Or disgust! It’s definitely used to bring on disgust.
What is with food references anyway?
There is only one, ONE, way South Indians speak Hindi and it’s like this:
Perpetuating gender stereotypes since 1985
Yes because Amitabh Bachchan said it so by the laws of the universe it has to be true.
But seriously though, she whipped the hell out of him, then went and “rubbed salt on his wounds”; phir bhi is mard ko dard nahi huan. Damn man! Nerve damage, much? Someone please page doctor House!
But what could be more brain damaging than this:
I don’t mean the fact that this family doesn’t care about who the girl wants to marry. That’s okay. Bollywood, after all, has always been sanskari. But the freaking streamers being strung up around the house like it’s some seven-years-old’s perpetual birthday? Are you serious?
But speaking of marriage, Kirron Kher ji says it like it is. Well, almost.
Akshay Kumar is known for his women empowering films and all the great philanthropic work he has done to help gender sensitivity. Wait? That was a different guy! Akshay Kumar has this to say:
Wait a minute. What ever happened to Amrita Arora?
Ah, home is where the women and children are subjugated to hellish torture and food cooking!
Homosexual in da house/closet!
Okay I have to admit, Kanta ben scenes from Kal Ho Na Ho were funny. I only put this in here so that you could enjoy the enjoyment this movie provided.
But homosexual representation in Bollywood has always been wrong on so many levels.
Rishi Kapoor Student of the Year
Gay men have to be effeminate to the max
Cricket – Pyaar kiya to Darna Kya
Dostana
And, of course, the collective intellect that comes up with movies like these can’t really be blamed for believing that Slaman Khan is unfairly being made into the poster boy for drunken driving.
But seriously though, who wouldn’t make Salman a poster boy for everything.
I’m so cute I can get interim bail just hours after my sentencing.
Sure Salman bhai, sure!